Baby: F....F...

Dad: Father?

Baby: Fuck her right in the pussy

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{ make me choose }

jesssikaaalovesbutter asked: Gadreel!Sam or Soulless!Sam or Meg!Sam. I’m a rule-breaker

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He's useless but cute. Like Misha. (x)
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kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

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netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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